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Hikoo Jokes
Posted By:jasmin On 9/22/2004

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1)    The night was dark,
      the moon was high,
I stopped my car....
      u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
      I uttered those three words....
           I ......la.......puncture !!

2)    Friends r like mirrors,
      they r our reflection.
      You r damn lucky I look good !!!!

3)    You = cute
      You = hot
      You = sweet
      You = intelligent
      You = amazing
      You = perfect
      Me = liar.

4)      I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I ......
I rather look at the stars again. *****

5)   Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweets like

ME

and nuts like

YOU.

6)     U r 100% beautiful,
    u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet,
u r 100% nice,
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.......

7)     Good looking people r hard to find.

That's why u don't ......

That's y u don't see me often.


8)   When u feel sad....
      To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
            "damn I am really sooo cute"
u will overcome ur sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

(9)    Jassi singh tells his friend,
        "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home."
        When she goes the next day to his home.....
        There was NO ONE at home.

10)     Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
             seconds.....
                   5......

                   4......

                   3......

                   2......

                   1......


                 LOADING.....

                 ERROR: no brain detected.


11)   A SARDARJI is in the library,
he bangs down a book and says:
" too boring, too many characters and no story".
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took
the phone directory away??



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