Posted By:jasmin On 9/22/2004 |
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otc asthma inhalers containing epinephrine over the counter asthma inhalers cvs fem-choice.com 1) The night was dark, the moon was high, I stopped my car.... u wondered why? I leant so close, u felt shy. I uttered those three words.... I ......la.......puncture !!
2) Friends r like mirrors, they r our reflection. You r damn lucky I look good !!!!
3) You = cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perfect Me = liar.
4) I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful Then I look at you...... I ...... I ...... I rather look at the stars again. *****
5) Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweets like
ME
and nuts like
YOU.
6) U r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet, u r 100% nice, and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.......
7) Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ......
That's y u don't see me often.
8) When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
(9) Jassi singh tells his friend, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home." When she goes the next day to his home..... There was NO ONE at home.
10) Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds..... 5......
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ERROR: no brain detected.
11) A SARDARJI is in the library, he bangs down a book and says: " too boring, too many characters and no story". LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away?? |