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What if Microsoft manufactured cars?
Posted By:peer On 10/10/2004

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What if Microsoft manufactured cars

 

If Microsoft  had developed technology like MS, cars Would Had the following characteristics:  

  • Your car would crash twice a day for no reason at all.
  • Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car
  • Your car would die on the road. Then you will pull over to the side, close all the windows, shut off the car, restart it & reopen the windows before you could continue
  • While performing a simple task, such as a left turn...   It will shut down & refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
  • Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, 5 times as fast & twice as easy to drive - but would run on only 5% of the roads.
  • Oil, water temperature & alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
  • This one's lethal! The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
  • Your car would lock you out & refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key & grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
  • Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn driving all over again as none of the controls would operate in the same way as the old car.
  • You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
  • And the worst is, for some reason you would accept all this.



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