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The drunkard (Kudikaaran)
Posted By:peer On 10/31/2004

Start to read this, when you have time............... read at a stretch...
 About a Kudikaaran (drunkard)..
 
    I never take risk while drinking. When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking.  I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
    I stealthily enter the house
    Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
    Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
    But still no one is aware of it
    Becoz I never take a risk
 
    I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
    Qucikly enjoy one peg
    Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
    Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
    Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
    I peep into the kitchen
    Wife is cutting potatoes
    No one is aware of what I did
    Becoz i never take a risk
 
    I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage
    She: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her
 
    I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
    But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
    I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
    Quickly enjoy one peg
    Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
    Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
    But still no one is aware of what I did
    Becoz I never take a risk
 
    I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much
    She: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
    I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
 
    I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
    But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
    I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg
    in the sink
    Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
    I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo
    & keep it in the black cupboard
    Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
    But still no one is aware of what I did
    Becoz I never take a risk
 
    I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that
    again, I will cut your tongue...!
    She: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
 
    I take out the bottle from the potatoes
    Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
    Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
    Wife is giving a smile
    Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
    But still no one is aware of what I did
    Becoz I never take a risk
 
    I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!
    She: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
 
    I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
    Stove is also on the rack
    There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
    I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
    But none of the horses are aware of what i did
    Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk
    Iyer is still cooking
    And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
    Becoz i never take a risk .....hic!

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