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Ramayan IT (Ver 2.0)
Posted By:peer On 3/20/2005

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LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.

RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY . His
brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.
Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta.
12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his
successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once
offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took
this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real
plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED
and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this
cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less.


RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with
him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The
forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURSE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with his last breath,cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.

Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his
brother's aid. Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta
from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all
over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests.

Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the
'WEB CRAWLERS'( Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES.Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around
'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using
pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by
spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.

RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth.

After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his
MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily everafter.

VERSION : IT.VALMAKI.02

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