Articles from the members

Category
  General Knowledge   தமிழ் மொழி   Career Counselling
  Technology   Power of Creator   Religious
  Moral Story   Medical   Kids
  Sports   Quran & Science   Politics
  Poetry   Funny / Jokes   Video
  Golden Old Days - ம‌ல‌ரும் நினைவுக‌ள்   Others   சுய தொழில்கள்
  Stars of Eruvadi
 
Cook "Kadis"
Posted By:jasmin On 5/21/2005

Cool ones...
 
Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
A: Shocked!

Q: How do trees get on the Internet?
A: They log in.

Q: How do you cut the sea in half?
A: With a sea saw!


Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing -- they just waved!

Q: What do computers like to eat?
A: Chips!

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don't look, I'm changing!


Q: Who uninvented the airplane?
A: The Wrong brothers!


Q: Why does the ocean roar?
A: You would too if you had crabs on your bottom!


Q: When is the moon heaviest?
A: When it's full!

Q:What kind of bus crossed the ocean?
A: Christopher ColumBUS!

Q: How does the ocean pay its water bill?
A: With sand dollars!

Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice-burgers!

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer!


Q: Where do penguins go swimming?
A: At the South Pool!

Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!

Q: Which animal is always laughing?
A: A happy-potamus!

Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!

Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!

Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: I have a lot of problems!

Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A: You're looking sharp!

Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: I dot my eye on you!

Q: What do jokes and pencils have in common?
A: They're no good without a point!

Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.

Q: What is a cow's favorite school activity?
A: Moo-sic!

Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!

Q: What is the fruitiest lesson?
A: History, because it's full of dates!

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because it has a mile between the 2 s's!

Q: What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A: A blackboard!

Q: What language does a billboard speak?
A: Sign language!

Q: What word is always spelled incorrectly?
A: Incorrectly!

Q: What's the first thing an ape learns in school?
A: The ape b c's!

Q: What's an eight letter word that has only one letter in it?
A: An envelope!

Q: Which triangles are coldest?
A: ICE-soceles triangles!


Q: Why did John walk backwards to school?
A: It was back to school day!

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because somebody stepped on the mouse!

Q: Why did the math class not use desks?
A: Because they had times tables!

Q: Why don't you do math in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9!

Q: Why was the lightbulb failing tests?
A: Because he wasn't too bright!



Funny / Jokes
Date Title Posted By
The view points and opinion solely those of the author or source. nellaiEruvadi.com is not responsible for the posted contents..