Posted By:jasmin On 5/21/2005 |
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Cool ones...
Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? A: Shocked!
Q: How do trees get on the Internet? A: They log in.
Q: How do you cut the sea in half? A: With a sea saw!
Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? A: Nothing -- they just waved!
Q: What do computers like to eat? A: Chips!
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? A: Don't look, I'm changing!
Q: Who uninvented the airplane? A: The Wrong brothers!
Q: Why does the ocean roar? A: You would too if you had crabs on your bottom!
Q: When is the moon heaviest? A: When it's full!
Q:What kind of bus crossed the ocean? A: Christopher ColumBUS!
Q: How does the ocean pay its water bill? A: With sand dollars!
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer!
Q: Where do penguins go swimming? A: At the South Pool!
Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snow bank!
Q: Which animal is always laughing? A: A happy-potamus!
Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz!
Q: How do you get straight A's? A: By using a ruler!
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: I have a lot of problems!
Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil? A: You're looking sharp!
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper? A: I dot my eye on you!
Q: What do jokes and pencils have in common? A: They're no good without a point!
Q: What happened to the plant in math class? A: It grew square roots.
Q: What is a cow's favorite school activity? A: Moo-sic!
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject? A: Hiss-tory!
Q: What is the fruitiest lesson? A: History, because it's full of dates!
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary? A: Smiles, because it has a mile between the 2 s's!
Q: What is white when dirty and black when clean? A: A blackboard!
Q: What language does a billboard speak? A: Sign language!
Q: What word is always spelled incorrectly? A: Incorrectly!
Q: What's the first thing an ape learns in school? A: The ape b c's!
Q: What's an eight letter word that has only one letter in it? A: An envelope!
Q: Which triangles are coldest? A: ICE-soceles triangles!
Q: Why did John walk backwards to school? A: It was back to school day!
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q: Why did the computer squeak? A: Because somebody stepped on the mouse!
Q: Why did the math class not use desks? A: Because they had times tables!
Q: Why don't you do math in the jungle? A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why was the lightbulb failing tests? A: Because he wasn't too bright! |