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Life isn't fair to men...
Posted By:jasmin On 8/6/2005

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Life isn't fair to men.....

 

   

 

     Thought 1:

 

     When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the

 

     flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and

the

 

     publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What

 

     do women want to be liberated from?

 

   

 

     Thought 2:

 

     The average man's life consists of -

 

   

 

     20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going;

 

     40 years of having his wife ask the same question;

 

     and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

 

   

 

     Thought 3:

 

     A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from

 

     behind: u take one more step, a brick will fall down on your

head

 

     and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in

front

  of    him.The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he

was

 

     going to cross the road.

 

     Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take

one

 

     more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man

did

 

     as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the

 

     corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who

 

     are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh,

 

     yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got

 

     married?"

 

 




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