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Posted By:jasmin On 8/6/2005

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Teacher :What happened in 1869?

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.







Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?

Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teachear:Ramya,what about you?

Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin

under

 my feet.





 Question:What is the fullform of maths.

 Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students







 Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him

 then what virtue would I be showing ?

 Student : BROTHERLY LOVE







 Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th
August.

 Student:A holiday





 Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......

 japan





 Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must
attend it.

 Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

 Teacher :Why?

 Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!





 Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"

 Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day
same

time."

 Teacher: How old is
ur father.

 Sunny:As old as I am.

 Teacher:How is it possible?

 Sunny:He became father only after I was born.





 Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs
3/kg .Then,what

is

 my age?

 STUDENT:32 yrs.

 Teacher:How do you know?

 STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.







 Student:(to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink.

 Teacher:Go run after it.



 Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?

 Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.





Teacher:"What is your name?".

 Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

 Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in
english."

 Student:"My name is Sunlight."




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