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Sardarji Jokes 1
Posted By:peer On 3/22/2006

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ATM Password

A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in theline said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(). The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."

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Blind Date

Banta sets up Santa to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Santa, "I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry," Banta says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Santa knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is.

He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: ..."Aaaaaaaaaaauuugguuughhh!"

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Best Soldier

In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts. The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was commanded and the general boasted of by saying "See the guts!"

Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German said, "See the guts." Now the

Indian General called out for his most courageous man, Santa and asked him to take five similar rounds. Santa promptly replied, "Am I your dad's servant?"

At this the general proudly said "See the guts".

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CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR

sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a  air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat  of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the  sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window  side seat which was actually for an old lady.After  some time the old lady came and requested the  sardarji to leave the side seat. But the Sardaji  told: "I want to see the view from the window and
shall not leave". The old lady then complained to  the air hostess. The air hostess came and  requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But  sardarji was adament and did not to leave. Then  the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He  also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the  Captain came. He whispered something in the ears  of the Sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly left
theside seat and returned to the middle seat.  Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt.  asked the capt.what he told to the Sardarji Capt.  replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the  middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others  will go to Jalandhar."

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COLOR TV

Sardarji is buying a TV."Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure." "Give me a green one, please."

 

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Cigarette

Once Santa Singh broke his leg when he threw his cigarette butt down the manhole and tried to step on it.

 

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Cricket in Heaven

Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the Cricket life in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there. "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?" Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day &
night match here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tommorrow's match!"




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