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Newton commits Suicide.
Posted By:mpmohamed76 On 7/8/2004

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Newton-The Father of Physics committed suicide, you
know why. Here is the reason.
Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil
movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced
that all his logics and laws in physics were just a
huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to
such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes:
1. Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in
the head. everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his
ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.
2. In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted
with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.
Guess! , what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The
knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the
knife kills the middle one.
3. Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but he has no bullets in it.
Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the
bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was
completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he
happened to see a movie for one last time and thought
that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy
that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast.
The Climax finally arrives.Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the
other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of
those superman techniques that our heroes normally
use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because its the climax.(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and
when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he
shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with
his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the
villain is dead.
Newton commits Suicide.




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