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Laloo Jokes
Posted By:peer On 7/11/2004

LA LOO JOKES

* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
  La loo

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
  security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
  and moved on...

* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las
  Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could
  you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
  The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo
  immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.

* Laloos family planning policy..
  "Don't have more than two children in one year"

* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
  "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
  SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
  Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

* After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
  To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of
  buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for
  the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS
  THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"

* Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
  Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with
  Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
  and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was
  very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated "Give me
  three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"

* A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
  "Marriage"



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