Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October

Which year?

Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O--X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, 

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this

village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was 

a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach; first he cut its one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut its second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly Sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what he was doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Sardar: it�s simple. I will stop my imagination!-!