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Sardarji Jokes......
Posted By:peer On 7/11/2004

 A sardar is traveling via train.  On his way, he feels the urge to go
     to the bathroom.  So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which
     happens to have a mirror in the front.   The sardar thinks there is
     another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns
     to his seat.  5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same
     sardar bhaiwaal.  An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the
     bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there.  So he
     finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC
     (Ticket Checker) what's been going on.  The TC, which also happens to
     be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out.  The
     TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the
     resident bhaiwaal out.
    
     Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar "I'm sorry, I
     can't do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member".
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A chap having seen blisters in both of his Sikh friends's ears asked
him what happend to his ears. He said that while he was busy ironing his
clothes,the telephone rang, and he mistakenly put the iron to his ear
instead of the receiver.Then the first fellow asked him what happend to
his other ear, and the reply was "That fool called me again!"
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One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
Singh answered, "No! No! Me Banta Singh!"
A third person came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

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Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic.
One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ?"
First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying & screaming.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands
"Rubi!"
"Woof!"
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
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Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two swapped their sandwiches.
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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few
minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching the Star World channel'.
How does he know that?"

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