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To all Sardars!!!
Posted By:jasmin On 12/13/2006

1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
 
2 .How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
 
3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
 
4. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Saradji: They were 4 best friends..! 
 
5. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra. 
 
6. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! 
 
7. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
 
8. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER." 
 
9. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
 
10. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour, Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!
 
11. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab.
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.
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The Family meeting
 
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.
 
Dad:  People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.  I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum:  Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid:  So what is the problem?  We all use our work telephones.



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