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This Is Why Students Fail In Exams
Posted By:zulfa On 3/18/2007

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It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.

Boring Lecture 


Typical academic year for a student:

1.
TV Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2.
Melting Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3.
Sleepy 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4.
Swinging 2 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5.
Munchy 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6.
Gossip 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7.
Cheater Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8.
Presents  Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9.
Sneezy For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10.
Movie Theater Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
Make A Wish 
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!


Balance = 0


"
Then how can students pass ??"
 



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