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Santa and Banta.....
Posted By:zulfa On 3/29/2007

                            Santa and Banta.....

 

 

  • Santa:I have swallowed a key.

      Doctor:When?

      Santa:3 months back.

      Doctor:What were u doing till now.

      Santa:I was using Duplicate Key ,now I lost it too.

 

  • Santa asks Banta: why manmohan singh goes walk in the Evening.

      Banta:simple bcoz he is a PM not an AM.

 

  • A lady calls Santa For Repairing door bell,

      Santa doesnt turns up for 4 dayz

      Lady calls again Santa replies :I m coming daily since 4 days, I ring the   bell but                       

      no one comes out.

 

  • Two Days of power cut in Delhi has made life miserable. Most affected was Delhis Metro station where families of Santa and Banta were stuck for 48 hrs on Escalators.

 

  • A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!'
    After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.
    The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Santa?'
    'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

 

  • Sardarji enters kitchen. Opens sugar box, sees, closes. Wife observes.
    Again he comes, opens sugar box and closes. Wife asks, 'What are you doing?'
    Saradarji replies, 'Doctor told me to check sugar level regularly.'.

 

  • One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing'
    Sardar answered ' No I am Banta Singh!'
    Another guy came and asked the same Question.
    Sardar answered ' No No Me Banta Singh!'
    Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
    While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?'
    The other Sardar was much educated and answered 'Yes I am relaxing.'
    The Sardar slapped him on his face and said 'Salay, Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?'(Fool, everyone are searching for u there and u r relaxing here)

 

 

  • Judge to Santa Singh: Aren't you ashamed, coming here for the third time?
    Santa Singh: Well, you come every day!

 

 

  • One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted 'Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!'
    Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window!
    While falling down, when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named preeto!
    When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married!
    When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

 

  • Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
    Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'
    Santa: 'Hidden cameras!'
    Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?'
    Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching ZTV! How does he know that?'

 

 

  • Santa Singh, who has a bad memory, goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. 'So, can you tell us your age, please?'
    Santa counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. 'Um ... 28.'
    The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. 'And can you tell us your height, please?'
    The man stands up and produces a measuring tape from his handbag. He then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape to the top of his head. He checks the measurement and announces, 'Five foot four!'
    This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the he won't have to count, measure, or lookup. 'Just to confirm for our records, your name please?'
    Santa Singh bobs his head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to himself, before replying, 'Santa Singh!'
    The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, 'What were you doing when I asked you your name?'
    'Oh, that!' replies Santa,' I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...''

 

  • Santa Singh is so stupid that while going to work he missed Bus No. 44, so he took Bus No. 22 twice!

 

 

  • Santa Singh is walking down a creek. While he's looking around he notices Banta Singh walking along the other side of the creek.
    He yells to Banta Singh. 'Hey, how do I get to the other side?'
    Banta replies, 'You are on the other side!'



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