Posted By:jasmin On 7/18/2004 |
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Patient :Doctor, No one noticed me Doctor : Next. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jim : Dad, who is more clever a father or a son? Father : A father of course. Jim : No it's the son who is cleverer. Father : How is that? Jim : Who discovered the steam engine? Father : James watt. Jim : Why not his father? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Customer : I want to buy a car, but sorry I forgot its name,I do remember however it starts with "T". Salesman : Sorry sir, we don't have any car that starts with tea.All our cars start with petrol. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uncle : Ashok, you take your car everyday to college.why has god given you two legs? Ashok : One to press the brake and the other to press the accelerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Moti : Why R U crying? Raju : I cleaned the bird cage and my parrot disappeared. Moti : How did U clean it? Raju : With a vacuum cleaner. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Priti : Daddy, my teacher has called you for a small meeting tomorrow. Daddy : what do U mean by a small meeting? Priti : A meeting with only three persons U, Me and the principal |