Two slices
Johnny: "Mom can I have two slices of cake please"?
Mom :"Sure .Take this piece and cut it into two slices!"
Pay back
Lady : "How can I ever repay your support & consideration"?
Man : " Per cheque,cash or even credit card mam!"
Hate it......
Larry :"I hate to see a women stand on the bus while I am sitting"! Johnny :"Now what are you going to do?"
Larry : "I'll just close my eyes!"
Spongecake
Mother: " Why are you wiping the floor with the cake darling?" Blonde daughter:"Well it is a sponge cake,isnt it?"
Young speed devil......
A traffic officer stops a young chap after he came speeding down the road. He gets out & approaches the youngster....."huh!I've been waiting for you
whole day"!!!! "Well that is why I came rushing down the road," answered
the chap.......
Expensive tie
Client: "How much does that tie cost?"
Saleslady: "Its R400.Its pure silk!!
Client: "what!! I can buy a pair of shoes for that price!" Saleslady:"Yes,but a pair of shoes wont look that good around your neck!"