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India to Dubai
Posted By:Hajas On 8/8/2006

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In a poor zoo in India, a lion was very frustrated as it was offered not
more than 1 kg of meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered
when one of the managers at Dubai Zoo visited the zoo and requested the
zoo management to send the lion to Dubai Zoo.

The lion was very happy and started thinking of a centrally A/C
environment, a goat or two every day and a Dubai Residence Permit also.
On the first day of its arrival at the zoo the lion was offered a big,
very nicely sealed bag for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained
peanuts. The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as
they were worried about his stomach as he had recently been shipped in
from India.
The next day the same thing happened.

On the third day again the same food bag of peanuts was delivered.

The lion was very furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted him.


"Don't you know I am a lion... the king of the Jungle..., what's wrong
with your management?  What nonsense is this?  Why are you delivering
peanuts to me?"

The delivery boy politely said,    "Sir, I know you are the king of the
jungle but ...err... didn't you know that you have been brought here on
a  "monkey's visa."?



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