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2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. ========================================
Sardarjee to Sunita: " I want to marry you"Sunita: But I am one year elder to you. Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year. ========================================= Sardar declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .. =========================================
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who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard ==========================================
Santa went to mysore palace.
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