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The Married Couple
Posted By:Hajas On 11/20/2006

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The Married Couple

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at
her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty
years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, and keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 65mph. The husband speaks again.
"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been
having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and
slowly increases the speed to 75 mph. He pushes his luck. "I want the house,"
he says insistently..

Up to 80 mph. "I want the car, too," he continues.

85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and
smiles. "The airbag."



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