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சுய தொழில்கள்
silly tech support calls
Posted By:
Hajas
On 3/14/2007
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These "
silly tech support calls
" have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support.
They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh.
How 'bout you?
**********
Customer
: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer
: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer
: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....
**********
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female custome
r: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer
: Your left or my left?
**********
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer
: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer
: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
**********
Customer
: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
**********
Customer
: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer
: Aaaah....................thank you.
**********
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer
: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
**********
Customer
: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer
: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer
: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer
: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer
: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
**********
Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer
: Is that 7 in capital letters?
**********
Customer
: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer
: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer
: Five stars.
**********
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer
: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer
: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
**********
Customer
: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
**********
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer
: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer
: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
**********
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer
: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
**********
And last but not least...
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer
: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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