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Teacher jokes
Posted By:jasmin On 4/11/2009

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Teacher jokes

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."


Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the wife of a Sultan is called ?
Pupil: A sultana !

Teacher: What's you name ?
Pupil: Fred
Teacher: You should say "Sir"
Pupil: OK, Sir Fred !
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil: Life imprisonment !
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens

TEACHER: why are you late for school again?
PUPIL: I stopped two boys fighting, sir.
TEACHER: Well done. How did you manage that?
PUPIL: I kicked both of them, sir




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